This from Urban Daddy, just in case you wanted to stock up for any natural or divine disasters.
Introducing CMMG Tactical Sammiches, a prepackaged bit of meaty curiosity with a two-year shelf-life, available now.
If you’re thinking these sound like Hot Pockets for the apocalypse, we’re here to tell you that… well, you’re right. They come via the good people at CMMG, who’ve made the oddly seamless expansion from assault rifle and ammo manufacturing to sandwich making. Your sammiches will arrive in sealed packs, fully cooked and filled with pepperoni or honey BBQ beef, surrounded by a pouch of fluffy (and extremely well-preserved) bread.
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