Our Very Own Russian Connection by Jamie Kirkpatrick

In light of recent events and in keeping with the transparent revelations of the mainstream media, I feel compelled—no, COMPELLED!—to disclose a recent meeting with five Russian tourists to Chestertown. The meeting took place four days ago at an undisclosed location somewhere in the 200 block of Cannon Street, deep in the heart of … Continue reading Our Very Own Russian Connection by Jamie Kirkpatrick